Schmoozer

Todays guest writer is schmoozer. He is a cat and he is a nuisance but thats ok because he is…

Back Like a Maraca

 I’ve not written for so long cos I’ve been in hospital. I got out about 4 weeks ago – finally!!…

Full of it

MORE TABLETS! I have to take more tablets now BECAUSE I tak a lot of tablets and they have giving…

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 John Torode and Greg wallis are ok. But hes just a bully. He walks round the kitchen like Mussolini tellin…