Todays guest writer is schmoozer. He is a cat and he is a nuisance but thats ok because he is…
Back Like a Maraca
I’ve not written for so long cos I’ve been in hospital. I got out about 4 weeks ago – finally!!…
Full of it
MORE TABLETS! I have to take more tablets now BECAUSE I tak a lot of tablets and they have giving…
Omlits curry – not omellete curry. More like daal:)
Saturday kitchen live is now on sundays as well. This is all well and good but I looked at waht…
2 bacon die-t
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21682779 The BBC have said that you shoould not eat more than 2 bacon nowadays. In the future it will…
Quail legs – hahahha not funny!
Daniel Radcliffe was on today. He has got 2 michelin stars and all he could offer was meat topped biscuits.…
In a land of myth in a time of magic
Merlin is the greatest thing since Henry V. Dermot o leary is ace as as well as Sir Gawain the…
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John Torode and Greg wallis are ok. But hes just a bully. He walks round the kitchen like Mussolini tellin…
Yuck!
Its common sense that I like James martin. But he is always cooking with his rings ON. Thsi is not…
All Quizzes are Swizzes
I mean for instance The Chase is Ace is ace because it’s got Bradley but everyone else on that program…